I decided on a new weekly feature for the site, aptly named “Montage Monday”! Anymore explanation needed?

What better way to kick off a new awesome feature than highlighting one of the greatest movies of all time!? I had this puppy on BetaMax as a kid (Yes, I had a Beta! Fuck you, it lasted longer than LaserDisk did) and used to watch it weekly instead of going to church. I was all like “Down with God, up with round house kicks!”.

Frankly, I’m not sure we can even do a Montage Monday Week 2, just because this clip is total ownage.  Watching Daniel climb the ranks while Johnny, Sensei Kreese and the Cobra Kai look on in disgust and disappointment.  Man, I hated Sensei Kreese as a kid! Almost as much as I hate Tyra Banks now! Thinking about it is giving me angina.

This just proves that even if you’re a little shit from Jersey, you can beat up guys that are twice as big as you and have been studying Karate 10 times as long. I really hope a retarded kid wins the next American Idol to complete the perfect seemingly-impossible trifecta (along with Keanu Reeves still managing to find work… of course).