This commercial is EVERYWHERE! I can’t escape it! But frankly, I’m not sure I want to. Let’s discuss.

Firstly, a man covered in sweat doing anything is awesome (Mass, looking at you buddy), let alone the dance from the 80s hit motion picture - Flashdance!  Just look at the way those feet move, clearly this man is only interested in one thing, and one thing only - getting YOU into a Rondo!

The best moment of all comes at about 0:13 when he spots that guy looking at the Optima and gives it a pelvic thrashing for the ages!  Ignore the fact that the salesman looks exactly like Russell Crowe for a second… actually, highlight that fact, because with moves like that, I’ll bet this salesguy gets a lot more ass. Gentlemen, take notes.

I recently purchased a brand new car.  I will attest to the fact that VW sales people are lame by comparison; frankly, I’m really considering walking back in there and punching every last sales person in the vagina.

At 0:19 he fully dive-jumps that Sportage and gets a much needed splash of “cool down” from his secretary with whom he’s not doubt had sex with in his office on multiple occasions.

Conclusion, I’d never buy a Kia, let’s face it - if I wanted to drive a tin can, I’d be much happier in a Honda.  But this guy gets a big A+ for his efforts.  Michael Sembello would be proud.