Alright, so i published that little story about Facebook and this mythical man named Marc Zomberg on the weekend.  What a hit!  Searches for this guy skyrocketed and I got a crap load of traffic as a result.  (I’m a “take it where you can get it” kind of guy)

But apparently it isn’t over.  I’m seeing other bloggers catch on to this guy, not to mention a few “official” Marc Zomberg website.  (Listed at the end)

Even more disturbing is that the group has now grown to over 1.3 million retards.  This is your life, and it’s ending on click at a time.

The description of the group has also been modified to specify that Marc Zomberg is actually an alias (of course!), and his real name can’t be use due to “legal complications”.  Take a deep breath.  Think about it.  Then laugh your ass off.  Actually, I’m glad that’s been cleared up, because I was getting a little suspicious.

Regardless, in a shameless attempt to cash in on more hits, I decided on this little story-update, slash, fluff piece.  Below is a list of the new Zomberg websites and the only blog mentions worth checking out.

As soon as this guy spawns his own Busted Tees line of shirts, I’m checking out (of life).

Marc Zomberg’s “Official” Blog

The REAL Marc Zomberg

The First Zomberg Blog Post

Got a sneak peek of the new Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job eppy for this upcoming Sunday.  If you’re not already watching this show regularly, you need to start or risk burning in hell for eternity.  Sorry, it’s kinda an unwritten rule.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job - 309 - Larry
[adult swim] (Cartoon Network)
Sunday September 18, 12:30am & 4:30am

For your health!

You played for the Knicks
Remember you had those shoes?
Them some big ass lips

What an awesome name.
You were the best switch hitter.
Whatever that means.

Okay, so I fancy myself a Dexter Morgan fan. In fact, I sometimes think the character was based on me (less the murdering… more the “lack of emotion”).

Regardless, the trailer for Season 3 is out and it looks FANTASTIC!

Jimmy Smits! Cammon… how can you not say this has the potential to be the best season yet? (That was sarcastic… but still)

This commercial is EVERYWHERE! I can’t escape it! But frankly, I’m not sure I want to. Let’s discuss.

Firstly, a man covered in sweat doing anything is awesome (Mass, looking at you buddy), let alone the dance from the 80s hit motion picture - Flashdance!  Just look at the way those feet move, clearly this man is only interested in one thing, and one thing only - getting YOU into a Rondo!

The best moment of all comes at about 0:13 when he spots that guy looking at the Optima and gives it a pelvic thrashing for the ages!  Ignore the fact that the salesman looks exactly like Russell Crowe for a second… actually, highlight that fact, because with moves like that, I’ll bet this salesguy gets a lot more ass. Gentlemen, take notes.

I recently purchased a brand new car.  I will attest to the fact that VW sales people are lame by comparison; frankly, I’m really considering walking back in there and punching every last sales person in the vagina.

At 0:19 he fully dive-jumps that Sportage and gets a much needed splash of “cool down” from his secretary with whom he’s not doubt had sex with in his office on multiple occasions.

Conclusion, I’d never buy a Kia, let’s face it - if I wanted to drive a tin can, I’d be much happier in a Honda.  But this guy gets a big A+ for his efforts.  Michael Sembello would be proud.