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Archive for the ‘Haikus’ Category

The Watchmen: Behind The Scenes

Posted by The Prom King On January - 2 - 2009

I’m so friggin’ jacked for this movie! I feel like this could be the Baby Jesus to my Mary Immaculate, you know? No? Whatever, check out the behind the scenes video that was released yesterday.

An Ode To Magic Johnson

Posted by The Prom King On November - 5 - 2008

You’re so big and strong.
Remember when you had AIDS?
You’re such a prankster.

An Owd To Samuel L. Jackson

Posted by The Prom King On September - 26 - 2008

You’re a hip black dude
But why you yelling like that?
You’re not Rick James, bitch!

 

Okay, so I couldn’t decide which clip to attach to this post… soooo… I’m gonna just go ahead… aaaand… put both on here (Lumbergh anyone?). The clip only gets good at about half way when it turns into a rave I went to when I was 16. Enjoy.

An Ode To Oprah Winfrey

Posted by The Prom King On September - 21 - 2008

You crazy rich girl.
What happened when you are young?
“Touched by an Uncle”?

An Ode To Patrick Ewing

Posted by The Prom King On September - 15 - 2008

Patrick Ewing has big lips!

You played for the Knicks
Remember you had those shoes?
Them some big ass lips

An Ode To Mookie Wilson

Posted by The Prom King On September - 11 - 2008

Mookie Wilson, what a hellova guy!

What an awesome name.
You were the best switch hitter.
Whatever that means.

An Ode To Tyra Banks

Posted by The Prom King On August - 8 - 2008
Tyra Banks is annoying.

Fake hair is your bag
Your forehead is really huge
The devil says “hi”

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