I’ve decided I hate Rachel Ray.  She is probably the second most irritating person on television, behind Tyra “Fivehead” Banks (of course).  How do people sit through this woman’s show and not want to punch something?  She is so loud and obnoxious.  I’m actually getting really upset as I write this.

Watch this video.  First of all, stop bashing your husband.  The sheer fact that he’s married you and continues to put up with you, tells me he probably partially retarded.  And everyone knows how I feel about making fun of retards.

But just look how excited she gets about taking the silk off of a corn.  So excited she proceeds to have sex with said corn.  Gross Rachel.  As Tyra might say: “You nasty girl”.

Also notice the awkward “cheers” the old broad does at the end (especially evident in the slow motion part).  Looks like she’s trying to lightsaber Ray-Ray, and with good reason (her high pitched laugh has threatened the structural integrity of the Death Star).

This video also reminds me of an unrelated joke…

How do you starve a black guy?  Put his food spamps in his work boots (Bud Ump Cheee).

I’m off to Vegas for the weekend.  Enjoy yourselves.