Usually I don’t like to mix business and pleasure, but the stock market is doing so shitty, I think I’m going to have a collapsed lung by the end of the month. The TSX is falling faster than Sarah Palin’s IQ (Note, I refrained from using the obvious “Paris Hilton’s Skirt” joke there).

For an idea of how poorly the market is doing, check yesterday’s “Draw Dicks” news report (DrawDicks.com), which clearly illustrates a white-uncircumcised penis over top of the TSX’s 1-month history. Check out how saggy those balls are, that pretty much sums it up right there.