After discussing this with a friend earlier, I thought it was about time the word got out on hand jobs.  They don’t even make sense!

Penises are for vaginas, mouths and the occasional tooshie - if you can get your girlfriend drunk enough to believe it would be a good idea to try it (and you know you’ve all had this conversation AT LEAST once).  But honestly, hand jobs should be left to the pros (and I’m not talking about ‘tutes ladies).

I mean fine, if it’s all you’re willing to give up then we’re willing to make the exception.  But if you’re even kind of a skank, then just go for the gusto girls.  Hands off.

“What are we doing wrong?“, you ask?  Usually everything.  Either too hard, or too soft or you’re pulling or pushing.  Unless it ends in a pearl necklace, then let’s just “keep et rill” and do it doggie style.  Cool?

Tell your friends!