As it turns out, I really like French music (as this is the second French video in a row), much to my surprise.

I think I hate Spanish people though - like the Spain kind. In fact, I might hate France-French people too… no, that’s not really true.

George Michael: I, uh .. need you to make some fake IDs for me and Maeby.
Gob: Like a passport?
George Michael: Yeah, yeah, that would be great. Oh, and, uh, preferably French. [longingly distant] I like the way they think.

This shit is like Degrassi Jr High with the right mix of Fast Times at Ridgemont High.